Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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