I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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