redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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