I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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