The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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