her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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