Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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