Do vagina's smell?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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