Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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