after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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