Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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