I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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