Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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