so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Why is there bacon in the couch?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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