At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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