I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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