everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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