Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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