Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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