There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she smelled like a LAN party
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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