I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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Success! We fucked roommates!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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