I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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