I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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