he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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