oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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did i walk over a car last night?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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