I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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