party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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