hotel room ftw
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize