NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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