I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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