The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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