just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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