Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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