the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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