Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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