Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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