Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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