you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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