another moral hangover. fuck.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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