Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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