she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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