I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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