she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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