Your dad touched me again.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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