He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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