no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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