She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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