Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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