SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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What a dumb baby whore.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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