We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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