You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize